Clothed in his Ziggy t-shirt, Ian spends most of his time wishing he was Han Solo drunk on Black Bear beer and shagging Princess Leia.

Getting his start in the ridiculously popular 80s band A-Ha, Ian has experienced much fortune and fame, but still remembers his humble beginnings.

"My first gig ever was when I was in a Poison cover band, and was seeing this chick named Tigger. One night I was so messed up on wine gums that I almost drowned in Clamato juice. That was a really close call. I’m straight now . . . only Dr. Pepper and good clean fun."

Ian Battle seems destined for musical success, or at the very least, a life in the church.